Jennifer didn’t get an Oscar but she got pizza and we both know her well enough that she’s happier
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"Your soulmate is not someone that comes into your life peacefully. It is who comes to make you question things, who changes your reality, somebody that marks a before and after in your life. It is not the human being everyone has idealized, but an ordinary person, who manages to revolutionize your world in a second…"
— Anonymous (via scatteredneedles)
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
can you believe it’s not butter
(Source: hhlil, via orgasm)