"Of course, you never really forget anyone, but you certainly release them. You stop allowing their history to have any meaning for you today. You let them change their haircut, let them move, let them fall in love again. And when you see this person you have let go, you realize that there is no reason to be sad. The person you knew exists somewhere, but you are separated by too much time to reach them again."

 Chelsea Fagan, How We Let People Go (via venuschild)

wow

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funkyspartan:

onestrangekid:

caitlinashley:

lucalunio:

emifail:

3picwaffl3z:

I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away  now it’s fucking hilarious

IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING

OMG I’M SO DONE

The dog’s just like…… dafuq?

I’m so done

I don’t know what to think any more. Of course that could be due to how much I’m laughing

funkyspartan:

onestrangekid:

caitlinashley:

lucalunio:

emifail:

3picwaffl3z:

I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away  now it’s fucking hilarious

IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING

OMG I’M SO DONE

The dog’s just like…… dafuq?

I’m so done

I don’t know what to think any more. Of course that could be due to how much I’m laughing

(Source: onlylolgifs, via too-gay-for-this)

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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(via too-gay-for-this)

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Tags: puns

damnthatswhack:

This is mesmerizing

damnthatswhack:

This is mesmerizing

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via virginitity)

deductiontoseduction:

last night i had a dream that lesbians were a massive source of energy and the government started paying me to make out with girls to generate power and that’s how gay marriage was legalized in north carolina

(via greeklesbian)

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

image

oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England


 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

(Source: typicalmichiganders, via someonejustlovemealready)

pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals are just confused. Not about our sexuality, about rational equations. We don’t quite understand how to eliminate common factors or how values relate to reciprocal functions. It’s confusing.

(via someonejustlovemealready)

meladoodle:

the nudes are leaking again? god damnit call the plumber mom

(Source: meladoodle, via phobias)

aleiki:

niggaimdeadass:

im crying

THIS WAS WAY MORE SATISFYING THAN I EXPECTED IT TO BE

aleiki:

niggaimdeadass:

im crying

THIS WAS WAY MORE SATISFYING THAN I EXPECTED IT TO BE

(Source: primegifs, via virginitity)

ragecomics4you:

King cheetah, a rare recessive gene.http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

ragecomics4you:

King cheetah, a rare recessive gene.

http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

cafemusaiin:

samsvirtuallife:

positlvedreamer:

cafemusaiin:

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

this perfectly describes grandmas 

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

cafemusaiin:

samsvirtuallife:

positlvedreamer:

cafemusaiin:

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

this perfectly describes grandmas 

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

(Source: striders, via bringmethe-savage)

I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

(Source: the-onion-slut, via lesb0)